Good thing I have access to Zweiblumen's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game.

What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming?

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but Zweiblumen not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake.

While Zweiblumen was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that!

I told Zweiblumen 'Don't make me hurt you!' and the threat worked. He showed up yesterday with a gamer score of 4441 in his back pocket. That is a gain of 35 points over last time! He played Burnout Revenge gaining 2 achievements, and did it while drooling over my awesome graphics and sound.

My power supply almost exploded! Zweiblumen turned on the juice and we did some serious gaming! 4406 points of total gamerscore is pretty good. Admit it. He played DOOM, and that was that.

I love to game, you love to game, Zweiblumen loves to game, we all love to game! 4406 points FTW!!! He rocked out to Marble Blast Ultra, and then... yeah... that was awesome...

Zweiblumen would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected.

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but Zweiblumen not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake.

Zweiblumen is making me proud and his opponents jealous... even if they are bots or mindless AI sometimes! Check out the 4406 gamer score! He opened up Burnout Revenge, and before I even realized it, he was finished and I was sad.